1、换季了，我又没衣服穿了，你们懂我的意思吧！
Season change, I have no clothes to wear, you know what I mean!
2、我终于脱单了，开始穿两件了。
I finally broke away from being single and started wearing two.
3、别人天冷可以抱男朋友，那我就牛逼了，我想冻死。
People can hold boyfriends in cold weather, but I’m great. I want to freeze to death.
4、有一种思念叫望穿秋水，有一种寒冷叫忘穿秋裤。
There is a kind of missing called looking through the autumn water, there is a kind of cold called forget to wear autumn pants.
5、冷没关系，不可以抖，更不能缩着，必须露出脚和脖子。
It doesn’t matter if you are cold. You can’t shake or shrink. You must show your feet and neck.
6、你为什么冷，因为你没有我这么暖的女朋友，活该冻死。
Why are you cold? Because you don’t have a warm girlfriend like me. You deserve to freeze to death.
7、今日仙女下凡已记录，我来人间贩卖可爱。
It has been recorded that fairies came down to earth today. I’m here to sell cute.
8、船到桥头自然直，我到秋天自然瘦。
When the boat comes to the bridge, it will straighten naturally, and I will be thin in autumn.
9、我来拥抱秋天啦！今日心情是开口向上的抛物线。
I come to embrace autumn! Today’s mood is an upward parabola.
10、秋天到了，如果我不回消息不是我高冷，而是我手冷。
Autumn is coming, if I don’t answer the news, it’s not that I’m cold, but my hands are cold.
11、秋天到了，天气开始慢慢变冷，我最想待的地方除了被窝，还有你的怀里。
Autumn arrived, the weather began to gradually become cold, I most want to stay in addition to the quilt, and your arms.
12、天冷了，如果你不能给我个拥抱，那就给我买件外套。
It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, buy me a coat.
13、天冷了，照顾好自己，我给不了你外套，也给不了你拥抱。
It’s cold. Take care of yourself. I can’t give you a coat or a hug.
14、秋天太可爱了，连打喷嚏都是：爱秋。
Autumn is so lovely, even sneezing is: love autumn.